That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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