I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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