all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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