She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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