Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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