Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
