Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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