i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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