I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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