YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
