id be glad to
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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