Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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