Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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