I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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