susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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