Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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