Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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