ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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