I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wish i was in the wii world.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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