I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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