I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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