Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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