I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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