don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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