I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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