gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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