i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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