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too late i think im gettin a gcui
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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