I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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