we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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