And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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