Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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