Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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