HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...