this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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