Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I did not marry a roomba.
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