she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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