No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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