She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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