He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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