Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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