I'm jealous of your bromance
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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