hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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