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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

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  Yes and so do I

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• (516): View more from New York

  whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.

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• (631): View more from New York

  We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Denial, avoidance and beer.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere

  (514): View more from Quebec

  Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?

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