PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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