I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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