The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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