yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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