new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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