okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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