she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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