try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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