I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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