are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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