so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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